12/15/2009

Merry Fucking Christmas

Over at the Michael Jackson Death Hoax Investigators forum (aka Mo & Souza's forum, aka the NEW MJKit forum aka MJHD Redirect) Souza posts a welcome to:

  • Silverfish (aka Fuckfish)
  • Daydream (aka Nightmare)
  • Biscuit (aka Goldielocks)
  • Purple 7
  • Starfox (aka Starfuck)
  • KLHayes (aka LoveTheGlove aka ShoveTheGlove)

So everyone is now one big happy family again. What fucking Christmas spirits have you been drinking Souza? Have you been at Five's medicinal whiskey?

You are going to invite the same people that supported, and stood by, Amy when you were banned from MJHD? Which brings the question - was you even banned; or is that all part of this elaborate hoax that is being built up around the forums?

Finally the whole scenario is starting to make sense. Its like reading the plot outline of a Dan Brown novel; just when you think you are starting to understand everything the priest that everyone trusted turns out to be the Illuminati member.

The Plot

Act I

Auntie Amy starts a website on the hoaxed death of Michael Jackson even though later she will admit to not even being a fan. Also the creation date will be brought into question - either because it was created before the hoaxed death or Auntie Amy used some creative coding to ensure that it would look like it was.

Act II

Auntie Amy introduces, Wordpress, Paypal donations, and Google adsense. Due to the members joining not being as high as Auntie Amy had hoped for she starts to create members to create interest, drama, intrigue. Unfortunately some people get caught up in this produced hype and start believing that MJHD is bigger than Michael himself, believing that MJHD is the new center of the universe.

Act III

After a few randomly created members (JCC, PeterPanPYT etc etc etc) claim to know Michael, speak on his behalf, and create drama things start going wrong for Auntie Amy. All hell is breaking lose on the forum. Some people just don't believe all these crackheads claiming to be somehow connected to Michael. A new sub-plot starts to emerge.

Act IV

In the dark of night, huddled around computers, the new sub-plot is formulated, and tweaked until it is ready. It is a great plot, it is almost believable; had it not been for the fact that people were already questioning things. Action needed to be taken, and fast, and Auntie Amy introduces the feared ARMY OF MODERATORS. Their task is an easy one:

  • Control the forum, do not allow people to wander off into their own theories.
  • Ensure that the Illuminati do not get mentioned.
  • If anyone questions my motives, or my reasoning, ban them instantly.
  • Lock any topic which does not conform to the thinking of the Admin.

And so began the reign of the AMY'S ARMY.

Act V

The real members started to get pissed about their friends being banned, their own topics being locked or deleted, and things just not being right. Auntie Amy sensed this and to make sure the revolution did not happen, she banned Souza & Mo - not once but twice; just for dramatic effect. It proved to the members that were ready to revolt that nobody was safe; step out of line and you will be crushed by the fury of Auntie Amy.

Act VI

Many of the real members saw this not as a warning, but as a step too far. Anarchy broke out throughout MJHD. People were opening forums and blogs to express their anger, disbelief, feelings about the whole situation. Auntie Amy trembled in her piss-soaked diaper as she realized that she was slowly losing control of the members - she takes MJHD offline to punish them.

Act VII

MJKit is formed by Souza as a backup to MJHD. Just in case Auntie Amy loses it and takes MJHD down again. Members from MJHD start to leave for MJKit, preferring it's more relaxed style. As members leave, and traffic at the website goes down, Auntie Amy creates more and more fictitious members (like a mad scientist cloning in the hopes of creating a forum conquering army).

Act Act VIII

ThisIsAlsoIt is introduced. The sequel (that was never announced by Sony) would redirect people to MJHD then a whole host of other lame clues. This would be the saving grace, this would be Auntie Amy's golden goose, this would become so popular she wouldn't have time for MJHD. Auntie Amy, Fuckfish, Nightmare, and a few mods sit one night and create John Smith - the savior of the MJHD, who will give the members hope, and then crash their hopes along with the database.

Act IX

A new tyrant is unleashed upon MJHD. Fuckfish is somehow in all the confusion allowed to be the Admin of MJHD. Ruling with an iron fist he continues to ban topics, suggest that Michael Jackson is not sexy to the female members, and show photos of his greasy head on a blog. While Fuckfish is so busy protecting his greasy ass from all the hassle that he is creating the final plot starts to hatch. This one will be the Armageddon plot. This one will be the apocalypse of MJHD.

Act X

MJHD is put up for sale. Fuckfish being the fearless leader spills his guts on how it was all Auntie Amy's idea; and ultimately fault. He admits, in a last ditch attempt to save his own ass, that he lied to support Auntie Amy. ThisIsAlsoIt is rising in popularity, pointing to all that follow it that the Illuminati is the connection. Then just when things cannot get any worse they do. Badkolo buys MJHD and redirects it to Souza & Mo's forum; using the exact HTML that ThisIsAlsoIt uses. MJKit's new forum redirects to Mo & Souza's forum. The apocalypse is taking shape. A press release is released by MJHDConspiracy: "Believe in MJHD, MJkit, and Mo and Souza, because they hold all your forums now. They hold all your work, your thoughts, your ideas, and if you piss of one of these tyrants the MJ-Illuminati elite will ensure you never post on a forum again. V for Vendetta my ass. It is not taking a government over it is standing up for what you believe and ensuring your voice is heard. Ask questions, expect answers, and always look at the creation of these sites in the same way that you look at the hoaxed death."

Act XI - The final Act

Auntie Amy takes a bow, her work is done, she now has complete control. She now is sitting where she wants. She is in control, but no longer in the position where she is open for questioning. She smiles. She adjusts her diaper. As she leans away from her Mac computer she laughs an eerie laugh.

But it is not over, the acting, the illusions, the hoax within a hoax continues.

As my good friend Ebeneezer would say "Bah Humbug!"

Peace.

31 comments:

anonymous 3 said...

A merry Christmas and a very happy New year to you Conspiracy.
My thoughts exactly, but you are so much more eloquent than I am in English...
I've been watching my six now for a while, certainly on an admin/mod level.
The gagging is still going on, but has shifted now, members are trying to gag each other, all in the name of L.O.V.E. of course.....pff rofl
Everybody loves everybody.... strange season this is with all these free tickets floating around...lmao
PS : you haven't answered my question about the chrystall ball.. can I please, pretty please borrow/rent it??? lol

tis_ruthy said...

lol clever post..is it a Macbeth tragedy or a comedy of errors..I prefer the latter!

I have been treated like shit since I didn't tow the line and agree that Amy's site was made after the 25th of june. I looked online to try and prove that it was made later and could not find 100 percent proof, so I was made to feel like rubbish in front of everyone, because I chose to make my own mind up. It hurt, a lot. Then after being pushed and pushed and my name taken off five's list I chose to reciprocate right in the middle of a topic. Quid pro quo. Now I get sly comments and ignored by her and several others.All my comments were mysteriously deleted, yet I was not to blame. I know they have been talking about me on twitter...no problem with that, just a shame they cannot say it to my face.

Friendship meanss absolutely zero on mjhd.. kissing ass is high priority along with paranoia and lies. You can't be individual..they always have to try and bring you down.

I never thought I would say this...and I know I will be acused of kissing your ass..but you were right all along!

anonymous 3 said...

Who is Purple 7??

Anonymous said...

you totally forgot to point out that she closed the forum for the first time because her diaper fetish was exposed.

Anonymous said...

the diapher fetish was revealed by members kaos_theory and her husband, forgotten his name on the forum. they put up a page with lots of info on amy but took it down after she threatened them. they have their own site and forum now too http://www.mj-conspiracy.com/

Alem said...

@December 15, 2009 10:02 AM

I think her name was something like purpleezz, a former mod at MJHD.

Anonymous said...

I little bit overdramatic but the question that will forever beg to be answered if who the fk are these people really? and how come they knew mj was gonna die? ...june 23, ugh thats just creepy.
Its too bad people are soooo soo mean there now and theres so much negativity.. i think ill just stay on tea chat forums and discuss tea.
One girl announced she was leaving and someone remarked. "Are you someone important?" Owch sounds like these people forgot what mj was all about.

Blog Author said...

Jenny said: "I little bit overdramatic but the question that will forever beg to be answered if who the fk are these people really? and how come they knew mj was gonna die?"

I'm always over dramatic. LOL. Who these people really are may never be known. But yes the June 23 date does need to be addressed in a better way than it has.

Anonymous said...

@tis_ruthy: I always said that Five is a fake bitch! I warned about telling her private stuff, she'll stab your back if you don't agree with her sick, dooown low IQ and drug-damaged mind.

Only a few ppl realized that from the beginning - sadly not enough.

Conspi YOU ROCK!
And YES @anonymous 3 he/ she is worth admiring eloquent.

Anonymous said...

I think/hope the june 23d thing is a glitch. It happens.

Great post, cheered me up! thanks.

Anonymous said...

Jenny said... "One girl announced she was leaving and someone remarked. "Are you someone important?" Owch sounds like these people forgot what mj was all about."

That is really mean and very sad of them... Nothing changed, nobody learned - same procedure as etc...

Iloveyoumore said...

@anonymous 10:41am: It was kaos_theory and her husband was SkEpTiKaL.

I applaud those who have chosen to take off their masks of anyonymity and trade them for some balls.

Go MJA'ers! Woot!

Iloveyoumore said...

TB, you've got Act VII comletely out of place. Slacker! LOL.

Souza created mjkit sereval weeks prior to the first MJHD closing of early August, "just in case something happened to MJHD". Perfect timing, I would say.

MJHD was shutdown in early August due to a link that BerlinBabyGermany (aka Five) posted to a conpsiracy blog much like this one, but owned by MJHD members kaos_theory and her husband SkEpTiKaL. The blog contained all of Amy's pesonal identifying information.

Many members flocked to MJkit, which had been conveniently created weeks before. mjkit became so popular that when MJHD finally reopened, many members chose to stay at mjkit.

When MJHD did reopen a week or after closing its doors, Souza was one of the new mods chosen at MJHD. She pretty much all but abandoned mjkit, as she was too busy moderating MJHD. She would check in occasionally, but for all intents and purposes, she was not there.

When Souza was banned from MJHD, she reappeared at mjkit as the active admin she is today. mjkit was then converted to MJDHI.

Blog Author said...

Iloveyoumore said: "@anonymous 10:41am: It was kaos_theory and her husband was SkEpTiKaL.

I applaud those who have chosen to take off their masks of anyonymity and trade them for some balls.

Go MJA'ers! Woot!"

Well Kaos Theory and Skeptikal should get their asses back on MJHD/MJKit/The S&M Forum and carry on their work instead of leaving it all to me. Lazy fuckers - typical MJHD'ers never see anything through.

I have no need for balls said...

@Iloveyoumore

Yes Souza created the site around July 28th. She posted on MJHD because there were more members and she could gain more followers that way.

She had someone as acting admin take over the running of MJKIT. Once Souza came back for good in September, there was a decrease in members who had been actively posting prior to her return.

Souza messes with people's emotions and minds too. How we quick people are to forget her reigh at MJHD.

Anonymous said...

that has been my belief all along.Souza and MO are in on it all and the naive fools believe every word they say. Auntie Amy needs to change her diaper cause it's loaded with shit. Wait..I think she likes the feel in that dirty diaper...don't ya Amy.

Iloveyoumore said...

LOL @TB 3:19pm - "The S&M Forum". I love you! That's just epic. It's much easier to say than MJHDI and much more fun. I think we have a new forum name, yep!

Diana Jean said...

Posting annonymously isn't as fun as showing your name.

Anna.K said...

Anonymous said...
I think/hope the june 23d thing is a glitch. It happens.

Great post, cheered me up! thanks.

OK, about that. I did a little research on google caches and glitches do exist, when it comes to cache dates. There have been lots of complaints to Google.com about this, because it even sometimes happened that pages were cached in the 15th century...

This isn't a definite answer to the cache question, but it's a hypothesis to consider. I personnally believe the website was created on the 25th as a biz opportunity with no involvement in the hoax whatsoever. But again, that's just me.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

@ Anonymous 4:23pm - you seem to have forgotten Auntie Amy is fucking history.
Duh! No one gives a shit about her anymore - she's a ghost.
Keep you eyes open for the bullshit you're being fed by Lara, Souza, Mo & Conspiracy now...
December 16, 2009 2:56 AM

Just because a few people told you that Amy is gone for good, you are gong to believe them? (Some of those people are known liars) How many times have we heard that Amy was gone before? Have you leaned nothing?

anonymous 3 said...

@Anonymous 2:56 AM (gosh not easy with all those different 'Anonymous'.. that's why I'm anonymous 3..rofl) : You are absolutely right... from now on we will all follow you and only you.... Because we are all headless chickens running around trying to find whomever is feeding us sh..t
PS : hope I'm talkin to the right Anonymous..pff lmbo...

Anonymous said...

Amy is still around directing her army. LOL @ 2:56 stating that Conspiracy is feeding BS. Conspiracy tell the truth. I do not trust Mo, Souza, Autie Amy, Silverwolf, Dearsleep, Five, and all of them who migrated to that forum. I see Silverwreck, Daysleep and the new members are not contributing. They are still as lazy as they were. Conserving their energy to do all kind of dirt and tell all kinds of lies. They are one big happy family and all of them are plotting their next move. I forgot Five she is a member of that army. tis_ruthy no offense, but they know that you are a honest person. That is the reason why they assigned Five to get rid of you. Do not feel bad you are too good of a person to be friends with the likes of them. Real talk !



Lady with no name

Iloveyoumore said...

Bec has incorrectly informed me that I am mistaken about Souza creating mjkit only days prior to MJHD shutting down for the first time. Although I was not "corrected" here at the blog, I would like to nonetheless provide you all with solid proof that my memory does not fail me. I went and logged in at mjkit to find my proof, and it was still right there, exactly as I remmeber it.

mjkit was created on June 28.

MJHD was shut down the first time on August 4.

If you are a member of mkjit, you can still log in to mjkit and read the following thread:
http://mjkit.forumotion.net/welcome-f1/welcome-guys-t1.htm

I cannot figure out how to copy & paste into this box. The regular way does not work for me. But on June 28, Souza posted her mjkit welcome thread. Says she has made mjkit "just in case" something happens to MJHD. A few of us join. On the same thread, on August 4, people start posting...WOW. It really closed. What a GREAT THING that we had this forum up and running for us all to come to when it did.

If I could copy & paste into this box, I would C & P the whole thread. But damnit, I have never been able to C & P into these little comment boxes. But I did C & P to my personal email. We all know how these things conveniently disappear...

My photographic memory never fails me.

Iloveyoumore said...

Oops, typo @ 1:55pm. LoL, I meant July 28, of course, re: the creation of mjkit. A week before MJHD closed. Mea culpa.

Anonymous said...

Does any of this matter?

tis_ruthy said...

Thankyou, lady with no name... honest yes, but gullible too lol

Anonymous said...

I'd like to add the three S's to this saga and they ain't shit, shave and shampoo.
Take a look at these three S's sometime. Talk about shady shit going on, these three take the cake:
Sunsetclouds- who rubs noses with Five!
Sunrise
Somewherehotel

Anonymous said...

Lady with no brain.. lmao!

Anonymous said...

nicely said blogger...
sitting back and watching this crap has been pathetic to say the least-
although i understand . i hd my bout the crazy souza creep- ( big game player that one)

karma is good thing-

ah MJ, he would be stunned by some of the vile behavior we have witnessed over these last almost 6 months-

you know me.
word.
:)

callmealice said...

@2:33 PM

Who knows? He probably is.

Claire said...

Well you don't know me ,I'm someone who believe in Michael hoaxed his death as well. someone directed me to your post and I have to say that your posts are well done and hilarious
I love it !
I don't think we should form gang and ban one another to shut anyone down but people do it and that some people stand and say it in a stylish way is good
Thumbs up for you

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