MJHD - Now The Bible Is In On The Hoax

It had to happen. As soon as two inbred, redneck, trailer trash, bible thumping, hicks were put in temporary charge by the diaper wearing Admin that remains lurking in the shadows, the Bible makes it to MJHD.

I'm pretty sure when God started the whole creation process some 10,000 years he was thinking "What if Michael Jackson wants to commit a hoax death? I better put some clues in the Bible so it can be traced back to me."

Surprisingly enough it wasn't one of the inbred Admins, but it was a member who hadn't posted but 11 times, so here is what they put:

"And thou shalt number seven sabbaths of years unto thee, seven times seven years; and the space of the seven sabbaths of years shall be unto thee forty and nine years. Then shalt thou cause the trumpet of the Jubilee to sound on the tenth day of the seventh month, in the Day of Atonement shall ye make the trumpet sound throughout all your land. And ye shall hallow the fiftieth year, and proclaim liberty throughout all the land unto all the inhabitants thereof: it shall be a jubilee unto you; and ye shall return every man unto his possession, and ye shall return every man unto his family..."

It's actually from the book of Leviticus (Lev 25:8). So there we have it, Joperri1, MJHD member has proven that Michael Jackson faking his death was fore written in the Bible. Glad that is cleared up.

So now Joperri1 has cleared that up, they can unravel the codes within the book of Revelations to say when the world is going to end.

I know there isn't much going on at the moment, and that apart from the ongoing is Murray going to be charged or not, but come on the Bible?

Creating night and day, ensuring MJ gets a mention, and then the Apocalypse. Oh and don't forget once you have MJ's faked death done to include that other guy... you know his name... Jesus.

You want to read this crackpot shit head over to this link here.



Diana Jean said...

And all this time I thought Michael was into Rabbis, you know, The shmuley kind...

Anonymous said...

Holy Cow! Unblievable. To be respectful of the Bible, I won't curse in this post. But what in h_ _ll is wrong with this member? Is redneck and stupidty contagious or do like minds flock together? MJHD Conspiracy, you are hillarious!Now I know MJ is a great man and a talent unmatched but I do think God had more to think about them making sure on June 25, 2009, MJ's hoaxed death clues would not be found in His holy word. Wow! MJHD has really gone to the dogs, pigs, donkeys, etc. This is the new callibar of members? I am afraid to post there anymore, I don't want people to associate me with them. Hold on to your yamaka or cross!It's going to be an disastor of biblical proportions.

GirlwitBrains said...

lol omggg... mjhd chatroom sucks soo bad! i went on there and i cant even talk about dr murray..and how those assholes thinks that dr murray is an actor from 24 hour people or something...and what i dont get is i was trying to have a discussing and then they get mad..what losers.. i mean your gonna tell me to shut up when i wanna talk about the hoax other than what you fricken ate for breakfast? that website is for loseers.. honestly..they need mental help!!!! they are too sensitive for this hoax then and need to do something.. all they do is it on the computer on the whole damn day wondering if mj will pop out from the sky! it doesnt make sense.... when i brought up about the illuminati... all HELL BROKE LOOSE... and the mods are blind when their favorites curse or make a fool out of themselves in the chatroom. im sick of that site..they are so UNREALISTIC! im done no more going back.. they act like elementary school kids.

GirlwitBrains said...

"It's actually from the book of Leviticus (Lev 25:8). So there we have it, Joperri1, MJHD member has proven that Michael Jackson faking his death was fore written in the Bible. Glad that is cleared up."

SEEE THEY ARE ALL DUMBASS MENTAL RETARDED GET A LIFE LOSEERSSSS~! theres no smart person ever there! they are all paranoid and michael jackson IS A STINKING HUMAN BEING! HE IS NOT GOD.. so to tell me the bible wrote about some guy years years later...that he is gonna fake his death.. i dont kno but that to me is insane...well one of the insane stories i heard from nutcrackers

MJHD Conspiracy said...

And another topic concerning the Bible:


Comparing Michael to Christ, and all the people talking about Michael compared to Judas.

So for the religious people - Remember that Judas had to betray Jesus to fulfill the prophecy (Psalm 41:9) which states: "Even my close friend, whom I trusted, he who shared my bread, has lifted up his heel against me."

And I'm not even religious.

Anonymous said...

LMMFAOOO!! wow just when you think they cant get any dumber

Anonymous said...

Someone sent me a secret message.
by tis_ruthy » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:17 pm

Hi everyone.... not sure how everyone will take this...but i have been sent a secret message. It was delivered to me this morning in the form of a muffin....cranberry in fact. I was having a nibble, as you do..it was breakfast time....when i noticed the cranberrys on top of the muffin were shaped like letters!! I dropped my cup of tea at this point and scalded myself! It was a secret message in a muffin!!

The cranberry letters were.......n s i t m a u.......can anyone decipher this????

LMFAO!!! man i just read this shit lmfao this just goes to show stupidness really has no bounds lmao thanx whoever made that ridiculos post that made my day lmao! !

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous 10:21 PM

And how dumb and frustrated are you now... lmao @not seeing it was supposed to be a pisstake. She's left now, too. The numbers of people leaving are growing by the day. Good for them, since they are eager to get rid of the old posters there. Leaves them with fucktards like you, who can't tell a joke when it's shoved right into their stupid fucking face. Nice!

Anonymous said...

hahahahahah!! @ the secret muffin message LMAO!

Anonymous said...

oh yeah yo conspiracy plz do a blog about this secret message shit lol!

Anonymous said...

LOVE YOU....haha fuckfish...wondering if u are gemini as well:))

Anonymous said...

Poor Michael, why are his fans so damn stupid?

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