4/17/2010

MJHD.NET Member Making Money

It has been quiet for Henda on MJHD.NET. The wristband idea fell through after the minimum order amount rose. The XBox 360 scam just never took off. Nobody cared that some family got robbed and the most important thing to replace was a fucking games console.

But while things have been quiet with the hoax Henda has been busy. He has been working on opening his own store.

At the grand opening in Eldon Garden Shopping Center, Henda had this to say: "Well nothing has been happening in the hoax. I know the name Michael Jackson will sell anything I mean you have to look at the shitty books being sold. One night I was looking at some topics on MJHD.NET and that is when the idea hit me - a flower shop."

The store was opened by Michael Cookson, the Lord Mayor for Newcastle, as he cut the ribbon he jokingly said "I didn't know anything about this hoax site until last week. I had a look at it and no matter what anyone posts someone gives you a bunch of flowers."

Speaking about the affiliation of the store with the hoax website and forum Henda said: "Well fuck it if I cannot con these fucks into giving me money I'll sell them some shit. Have you looked on the forum lately? Fuck, you could post a topic saying you just wiped out the whole Jackson family and had gay sex with Conrad Murray while Brian Oxman watched and them dumb fucks would give you a bunch of flowers. Some of the members sent me a PM saying they had allergies and I mentioned this to the Mods but nobody gave a shit. I'm going to make money off these dumb fucks. Every time anyone puts that fucking annoying 'flower smiley' up it is free advertising for my store."

Henda's Flower Shop in Newcastle

Peace.

Legal Notice: Henda has not actually opened a flower shop. Michael Cookson is indeed the Lord Mayor of Newcastle but had nothing to do with anything. This post is merely satire.

12 comments:

d.o. said...

"I didn't know anything about this hoax site until last week. I had a look at it and no matter what anyone posts someone gives you a bunch of flowers."
mwaahahahah. 's funny cause it's true.
brilliant.

Iloveyoumore said...

LMAO too funny! I hate those f*^%%$n animated flowers!

Anonymous said...

@d.o
You didn't know about the hoax site??
You have been a member there for weeks...
And, I know its the same d.o! How you gonna
act like you don't know about a place you
have been for weeks! Shame on you! Are you
too embarrased to say that you have been a
member there for a while?? LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

@Iloveyoumore...

Well then how about a 'go fuck yourself' instead. Pull you're finger out of you're fat ass and sniff that!

Now is that better than flowers for you????? Stupid fuckhead. Fucken whinging you're ugly fat arse off over flowers. I guess you'd prefer people to be cunts like you then!

Oh, here you go bitch (flowers for U)

WhatTheDeuce said...

"Fuck, you could post a topic saying you just wiped out the whole Jackson family and had gay sex with Conrad Murray while Brian Oxman watched and them dumb fucks would give you a bunch of flowers."

ROFLMAO! This post just made my day! Thanks, doggie! :)

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous from April 17th :

d.o is QUOTING the article. She says it's true about the flower parts.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous 1:56am "Whinging?" For the umpteenth time, go back to third grade and learn how to spelling "whining", you clearly miserable, vile, stupid creature. You are an embarrassment.

Anonymous said...

Henda... what a name... lmaorofl!

Anonymous said...

I remember when it stole an entire blogpost and turned it in to a YT vid, claiming it was his.
That was gross!

Anonymous said...

Henda: a name from India. Masculine in a in Hindi so means the one from Hend that is India. In Arabic, Hind is the name for a woman, see the actress Hind Rostam in Bab el Hadid (The Iron gate about life in Ramses main station in Cairo) from Youssef Chahine. Not bad, what a female character. Of course, if someone has a movie culture a little bit outside the Hollywood scene...

Anonymous said...

Quite a help for the Dutch flower market....

Anonymous said...

That Xbox 360 scam was PRICELESS!!! LMAO!

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