4/10/2010

MJHD Trading Cards Released

In a press conference in Tokyo, Japan, Topps released their latest set of trading cards. The new set are entitled "MJHD" and were released in Japan today.

Topps spokesman, David Wright, talking about the MJHD trading cards said "We released these cards firstly in Japan because the kids go nuts for them over here. The entire set is a collection of 250 cards ranging from Michael Jackson himself right down to Kai Chase. Obviously the Michael Jackson card is the most elusive with only 1,000 produced so far. But if your looking for a Kai Chase there are 2,000,000 to find. We hope to release these cards in the US and Europe later this year."

Attending the press conference was Weird Al Yankovic who unbeknown to many has been an avid trading card collector for 25 years. "I was on ebay before I flew out looking for Michael Jackson. I found a dorito with his image for $300 but no card. The last one sold on ebay went for $250,000 but that was before they were released."

Joe Jackson, never one to miss a free meal, said "I don't get it. Today was the first time I actually saw the cards. I'm less famous than Murray; hell even Jermaine is more famous than me. What is wrong with these people?"

Stores all over Japan sold out of the cards on the day of their release; and the same is expected in the US and Europe when they go on sale later this year.

Topps spokesman, David Wright, finished with "It is almost just like the hoax. Nobody can find Michael Jackson."

Examples of the MJHD Trading Cards
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Peace.

Legal Notice: Although David Wright is a spokesman for Topps neither he or Topps have anything to with these cards. Card designs are subject to change.

24 comments:

Iloveyoumore said...

MJHD trading cards...omg....love it....ahahahaa

Anonymous said...

Loooolll... "MJHD cards" a potential rival of "Magic: The Gathering"?!
Oh, boy! Great idea and don't forget to register a patent asap! :D

Skeptikos

Anonymous said...

It is almost just like the hoax. Nobody can find Michael Jackson."

oh fuck, this is sooooooooo funny!!
once again you made my day conspiracy, awesome!

Sila

WhatTheDeuce said...

Cool! Do these trading cards also have Illuminati symbolism? LOL

Anonymous said...

Dommage qu'il n'y ait pas des poèmes de Michael Jackson. On aurait pu jouer au jeu poétique du Nouvel An japonais. Hélas! Bashô, les traditions se perdent.....Yuki no yonde....

Curieux...Conrad Murray est du signe du Verseau et possède une opposition entre son soleil et celui de Michael Jackson de 10 degrés d'écart.

Bon, c'est une opposition faible puisque les oppositions cessent au-delà de 10 degrés, mais une opposition quand-même. Plutôt un genre de miroir donc....A observer en parallèle dans les deux procès????

ROFL said...

Coucou toi la personne au dessus lol tu serais pas Agatha de MJHD original chat? MDR tu parles français quand le reste comprend rien haha
je comprend rien à ce que tu dis au fait , mais continue tu me fais marrer !LMFAO

Anonymous said...

Pour quelqu'un qui ne parle pas le Français, vous l'écrivez pas mal du tout. Qui vous aide donc si ce n'est pas vous?

Personne ne comprend rien? Mais marquer de signes pourrait être plus important en fin de compte. Relire Roland Barthes "L'Empire des signes".....


Qui est Agatha de MJHD original chat?

ROFL said...

Nan je suis française , mais je comprend rien à ce que tu dis quand même LOL

Agatha etait un membre du chat , trés cultivée comme toi d'ailleurs

Anonymous said...

Il me semble que je m'exprime en bon Français standard cependant.....

ROFL said...

Pas ton français .. mais plus le contenu ..

Anonymous said...

Je vais, je vais et je viens
Entre tes reins
Je vais et je viens
Entre tes reins
Et je me retiens... lmao! x

Anonymous said...

Ma foi, si c'est tout ce que vous savez faire.....

Pas malin non plus de copier/coller une chanson de Serge Gainsbourg....

Pfffffffff....si peu de créativité.

MJHD Conspiracy said...

Serge Gainsbourg song? I do not get it. Must be a French thing.

Anonymous said...

French people suck.

Anonymous said...

@MJHD Conspiracy: Yes, it's part of French song written by Serge Gainsbourg in 1968. The title is: "Je t'aime....moi non plus". Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin are both singing it. You may find that on you tube. As for the words, they are easy to figure out. Basic French is only needed.

Incidentally, Johnny Depp's wife,Vanessa Paradis began her singing career at music parties given at his Quartier Latin flat in Paris.

ROFL said...

2:54 U suck STFU hater

Anonymous said...

@ROFL: Well said! I'm going to add a parallel to the hanging man game in which one may replace one letter only on the previous word. In such case, I replace s in suck with F for 2:54 AM

Anyway I do prefer the one comment of Michael Jackson: "Go to Hell". In Tibetan cosmography, there are seven hot ones and seven icy, you are allowed to choose the one you want! And stay there!

Une autre variante très dans l'actualité: "Allez-vous faire voir chez les Grecs!" Ah, Ah! comme ils vont bien recevoir les Anglo-Saxons et les gens du Nord après ce qu'ont fait dernièrement les Hedge-fund américains et les commentaires Allemands. A leur place, je triplerai la location d'été, au moins le même prix que les meilleurs hôtels de Beverley Hills. Mykonos, Santorin, la beauté du Cap Sounion et la magie de Delphes, çà se paye!

Anonymous said...

See... French people do suck... lmao!

Anonymous said...

@anonymous 11:25 AM: Suck even more....

In solidarity with the Greeks: A good think to triple the price amount in summer by the French Mediterranean seaside....And for their way to Spain a special high tax too. We're sure that next year, they won't come back and will be free from the so-called morality of the North which is just a variant from "Arbeit macht frei". Guess where it was written.....

Anonymous said...

It's written on your ass, cunt.

Anonymous said...

Dumbass Greek fuckers.
They can shake hands with Americans and call themselves "Dumb & Dumber". Seriously.. wtf??

Anonymous said...

Horrible! Just horrible!

Anonymous said...

Seems a hard time to find that place now in Poland....

Anonymous said...

@anonymous 3:22: The Greeks shake hands with Americans? Certainly not after the CIA made riots of last year and the role of the Hedge Funds.....But it's all about Love....

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